If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you.
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it.
Good luck figuring out which one.
(Source: nontarian)
Favorite movies» Love & Other Drugs (2010)
I used to worry a lot about who I’d be when I grew up. You know, like how much money I’d make or, umm, like some day I’d become some big deal. Sometimes, the thing you want most doesn’t happen. And sometimes, the thing you never expect does. Like giving up my job in Chicago and everything and deciding to stay and apply to med school. I don’t know. You meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed… forever.